"The Little Bar That Roars!"

 

On February 15th 1999, a crisp, clear spring day that will live in infamy, a tavern was reborn...

 

Located just north of the beautiful campus of Louisiana State University right in the heart of the Chimes Street neighborhood.   A new twist on an old classic, with just slightly more than 1200 square feet of playroom, we are indeed small...but you know the old adage of things in small packages, right?

 

"Let me to put my tool in your mouth and I will fill your cavity." - Bill Clinton's first, and last, day on his college summer job as a dental hygienist

 

"The Tale of the Tape"

   *  Over 100 domestic and imported beers on hand...

   *  Premium wines, plus original cocktail/shot menus... 

   *  Billiards, Mega-Touch, the occasional XBox challenge...

   *  "Russian Roulette" jukeboxGambit Weekly. (1-18-01)

 

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite...and furthermore always carry a small snake."  - W.C. Fields

 

     Owned and operated by a Baton Rouge RFC and Lone Star Mercenaries prop forward, which could explain the occasional proliferation of pint-hoisting, songs of questionable decency, men (and women) of even more questionable decency...and every once in a while some club business gets done.  Partnered with La Mixologist Ultime (and Wonder Woman lookalike...the one who actually makes us money), we turned this little place into a package of dynamite..."The Smallest Bar With The Biggest Nixon"!

 

"For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication."  -- Friedrich Nietzsche, famous German troublemaker (1844-1900)

 

Some beer knowledge for your skull!

 

"I've thought about things that kings and queens cannot spell."  - Gary Busey

 

So there you have it!  We are just your regular neighborhood bar...with just a few extra quirks! Please have a look around the site!  And if you are ever in the area, stop by for a pint or two!

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