Historical Timeline


"He was the world's only armless sculptor.  He put the chisel in his mouth and his wife hit him on the back of the head with a mallet."  - Fred Allen


Slinky's Grand Opening - February15th, 1999                                        

               Where's that Breeze Coming From? 

"A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums."  - Hunter S. Thompson

 "Though one should be prepared to vomit rather frequently and disport with pink elephants and assorted grotesqueries while trying, often unsuccessfully, to makes one's way to the toilet."  - William F. Buckley, Jr., in response


 Slinky's First Anniversary Party - February 15th, 2000                        

                 Wink Wink!


"We arenít what we eat. We are what we donít shit." -- Hugh Romney


 Slinky's Second Anniversary Party - February 17th, 2001                

                We've GOT To Stop Meeting Like This!!


"Shut your ass and just eat the fucking cereal!"  -- Mikey's mom, thirty seconds before the camera starts rolling


Slinky's Third Anniversary Party - February 16th, 2002  



"Shut your ass and give good pig!"  -- Ned Beatty's mom on the set of 'Deliverance', five seconds before the camera starts rolling


Slinky's Fourth Anniversary Party - February 15th, 2003 


"That's it kids...suckle Daddy's big sugar ball."  - Homer J. Simpson


Slinky's Fifth Anniversary Party - February 15th, 2004 


"The goal in life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'WOW -- what a fucking ride!' "  - Anonymous


Slinky's Sixth Anniversary Party - February 19th, 2005 


"I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it."   - Rodney Dangerfield



Slinky's 2005

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