"He was the world's only armless
sculptor. He put the chisel in his mouth and his wife hit him on the back of
the head with a mallet." -
"A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the
Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums."
- Hunter S. Thompson
"Though one should be prepared to vomit rather frequently and
disport with pink elephants and assorted grotesqueries while trying, often
unsuccessfully, to makes one's way to the toilet."
- William F. Buckley, Jr., in response
"We arenít what we eat. We
are what we donít shit."
-- Hugh Romney
February 17th, 2001
"Shut your ass and just eat the fucking
Mikey's mom, thirty seconds
before the camera starts rolling
February 16th, 2002
"Shut your ass and give good pig!"
-- Ned Beatty's mom on the set of
'Deliverance', five seconds before the camera starts rolling
February 15th, 2003
"That's it kids...suckle Daddy's big sugar
ball." - Homer J.
February 15th, 2004
"The goal in life is not a journey to the
grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and
loudly proclaiming, 'WOW -- what a fucking ride!' " -
February 19th, 2005
"I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it."
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